describe your first brush with danger

probably when nicole and i were driving from mn to chicago and for some reason i didn't think it was too big of a deal that my license and my registration had both expired about 2 days before the trip. got pulled over in wisconsin in the podunk town of tomah, which consists mainly of a walmart, a culver's fast food restaurant, and amish people. and apparently also a police station, because we had to follow officer no-teeth down there and i had to pay my ticket on the spot, in cash, and nicole had to drive the rest of the way. and then a week later i had to drive back alone, still unregistered and unlicensed, and drove 6 1/2 hours straight without stopping for anything at all.